Track of the day: Rob Cantor writes a dramatic new song about a cannibalistic Shia LaBeouf
It's just as crazy as you're imagining, but it's far, far better
Picture it: it's late at night, you're walking down a dimly lit street with only your phone to protect you. You look behind because you feel like someone's watching you and then, out of the corner of your eye, you see it. A flash at first, barely visibly, but you know who it is. It's Shia LaBeouf and he wants to kill you and eat your flesh. That's the idea behind Rob Cantor's dramatic new song, 'Shia LaBeouf.'
He's put together a spooky, ominous score with some creepy strings to make you feel like Shia is sprinting after you with madness in his eyes. There are some brilliant lyrics at play, too: 'Killing for sport / Eating all the bodies / Actual Cannibal / Shia LaBeouf.'
Once you've finished listening, look behind you just to make sure Shia isn't actually in your house.